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A minister, a priest and a rabbi were enjoying the serenity of a
country dipping pond.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and
jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while
enjoying their "freedom."
As they were crossing an open area, a group of very old ladies from
town approached them.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest
covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran
for cover.
After the ladies left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather
than his privates.
The rabbi replied "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation,
it's my FACE that they would recognize."

    

 

 

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.

He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.    

They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"

She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"   


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Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you
anyway.    

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